So, I was called into some kind of archeological dig to check some kind of biological problem. It turned out to be an enormous, perfectly preserved Roman pie from an old fort. The work took a while and I ended up staying overnight. Unfortunately I was very peckish in the night and took a big bite out of the corner of the pie. In the morning, I tried to cover up my crime by proving that the teeth marks were those of a roman...this didn't work and I spent the next few weeks travelling round the world on the run from a team of British Museum assassins..
And then I woke up.
And then I woke up.