High levels of maturity here

I just took a call for Svetlana, with whom I share an office. It was Homebase, and they wanted to tell her that  "her knobs are ready for collection"

I've taken great pleasure in using a big fat marker pen to leave a note to that effect on her desk. "Your knobs are ready"

:)

Off to see 300 tonight, but am concerned that I will fall asleep in it - I still don't know if Hot Fuzz was any good since I was either asleep of hallucinating for most of that film too...